Everyone knows the success of the Pet Rock. Well,
let it be known that the Pet Brick is even hotter. Pet Bricks carry many
advantages over the normal rock.
- Pet Brick is Red.
- Pet Brick looks Fearsome.
- Pet Brick is Rioter's Weapon of Choice.
- Pet Brick is Tough.
- Pet Brick is Perfectly Happy to Occupy a Corner of
a Box.
- Pet Brick is Fire-Hardened.
- Pet Brick is Rugged
and Manly.
- Pet Brick Comes in 4"x8" or 8"x4"
Sizes.
- Pet Brick is Sanitary, Cleaned by Flames.
- Pet Brick Comes in All Political Flavors.
- Pet Brick Stacks Many Levels High.
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- Pet Rock is Not.
- Pet Rock does Not.
- Pet Rock would be Lucky to Hurt a Fly.
- Pet Rock needs to Sit on Hay.
- Pet Rock Rolls To and Fro, Never Settling
Down.
- Pet Rock is Weak after Millions of Years of
Decay.
- Pet Rock is Smooth.
- Pet Rock Comes in Only One Size.
- Pet Rock is Dirty, Who Knows Where
that Dinosaur Turd has Been?
- Pet Rock Comes in No Political Flavors.
- Pet Rock does Not Stack.
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The choice is clear,
Pet Brick is just infinitely better than a pet rock! The masses
have spoken.
Quote from John Doe:
"The Pet Brick was so fun that she couldn't resist but
to show off her new favorite toy. The Pet Brick is the toy of the
year!" |
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